Today is the best day, ever..
I slept past my alarm,
Burnt the toast
and ran out of coffee creme for my morning jolt
I missed the XP bus, and found no seat on the local.
Traffic snarled and I got into work late.
It rained, and I got wet,
and discovered to late that hole in the bottom of my shoe
I wasn’t promoted,
Didn’t win the lottery
and no one brought an automatic weapon in to work/school/church
I’ll go home, after probably sitting in traffic
and I will sleep peacefully
hopping tomorrow will be as equally wonderful as today